lesbianmovie:

its like the entire beach was glowing 

mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

interstellarmage:

aiffe:

People keep reblogging my other post on how maybe maybe When Marnie Was There is a little bit gay and I wish I could erase it from the internet.

GHIBLI QUEERBAITED US. THERE IS NO GAY. IT WILL HOLD THE GAY OUT THEN SLAP YOU IN THE FACE AND TELL YOU TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR WANTING TO SEE GAY. THEY WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY AND LAUGH AT YOUR GAYNESS.

Also, the fandom is ALREADY an absolute cesspool of “omg stop putting gay on everything” “you’re ~~demeaning friendship~~” “the trailer didn’t look gay to ME” “Ghibli did nothing wrong” “you can still ship the incest if you want to!” “you just don’t understand that there are no gay people in Japan” etc etc ad nauseum. I’m tempted to make a fucking bingo card. The fandom is NOT a safe place for queer fans.

This has been a PSA, there is no gay in that movie, there is no socially acceptable/theoretically plausible gay ship in that movie, and you are going to have to fight to exist as a queer person in this fucking fandom. Avoid.

People are getting really excited about this movie but you all really need to know this, this movie is not for us. They’re promoting this movie in a way to be happy to get our attention and take our money, but deliberately chose to write the characters to make them unshippable as a plot twist. There is nothing here for the MOGAI community.


'Anna, watching her, saw that her eyes were the same colour as the sea, and her hair, blowing across her face, was pale yellow, like the dry grasses on the sand, only lighter. She thought she was the prettiest girl she had ever seen.'

'Anna, watching her, saw that her eyes were the same colour as the sea, and her hair, blowing across her face, was pale yellow, like the dry grasses on the sand, only lighter. She thought she was the prettiest girl she had ever seen.'

(Source: ghibli-forever)

acupofteaandmore:

if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you

blameaspartame:

earl’s purchase

akitooo:

coooooooooooooulson:

videohall:

Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint

are you fuckingkidding me

hahahahalmao

teruteru666:

i compressed “jack frost x the once-ler be my bad boy” into a 45x25 gifimage

You've Got Time
Regina Spektor
You've Got Time

radtracks:

you’ve got time // regina spektor

remember all their faces
remember all their voices
everything is different
the second time around

gorlt:

stereotypes against white people are not dangerous at all. no one is out here stopping and frisking you guys for liking starbucks and chipotle. meanwhile, black teenagers suspected of being “thugs” and “threats” are slain on sight so please calm the fuck down and learn how to take a joke

bvsedjesus:

i want u wrapped in my arms…like a burrito…be my baerrito

(Source: bvsdpvpi)